DONUT PANIC!

 When you forget to Instagram your food… #OhSnap
 
El otro día un amigo me comentaba que llevaba dos meses sin comer carne, pasando a formar parte del club de vegetarianos. Yo estaba como “Sweet Little Baby Jesus, llévame contigo ya”. Jamás podría librarme de la carne, pues la comida y yo tenemos una relación muy estrecha y pecaminosa… / A few days ago a friend told me something really shocking: “this is my second month without eating meat”, so now he’s becoming part of the veggie club. I was like “Sweet Little Baby Jesus, take me to vegan heaven with you!” I could never stop eating meat, I have a very narrow and sinful relationship with food, folks…
 
Antes el comer era como ir a misa: ¡no debías omitirlo nunca! Una vez fui vegetariano como por… ¿cuatro horas, fui débil y al final una hamburguesa me hizo rendirme./ A few years ago eating was like going to church: skip it was not allowed! A few weeks ago I tried vegetarian diet for like… four hours? I was weak so I ended up making love with a six dollar burger.
 
¡Aunque en la actualidad el ritual de comer ha cambiado tanto! Hace una semana salí a comer con unos amigos y al terminar me sentí tan mal al darme cuenta de que no había fotografiado mi comida y pensé: “Los millennials estarían tan decepcionados de mí. He decepcionado a mis cuatro seguidores en Instagram. ¡Donut Panic! No volverá a pasar. Para la próxima tomaré la foto antes de comer, seguro así mi comida sabrá mejor y me hará perder ese kilo y medio que gané en las fechas navideñas.” Sigo en duelo por eso… aquella foto atormenta mi perfil de Instagram #SadFace / Now the ritual about eating has changed a lot! A week ago, I went out to lunch with my friends and at the end I felt so bad when I realized that I hadn’t photographer my food! Millennials would be so disappointed and my four followers on Instagram will unfollow me… Donut Panic! It won’t happen again. Next time I’ll be cautious and I’ll Instagram my food before eating, maybe it will taste even better and the extra pounds will fly away. Even tho, that picture haunts my Instagram profile, guys! #SadFace

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